Throwing psiballs won't save you from robots, will it?

[Kitsune]

So there you all are, with your sparring and psychic combat. Extraplanar critters, aggressive vampires, rogue constructs... and yet all your fears are misplaced. Guild Defense will be happy to leap to your side and protect you from all of these threats, but there is one thing they will never be able to fight.

Giant robots.

That's right. Your vamping, your multi-planar bomb constructs, your super-uber PSINUKES... they won't save your ass when a giant metallic foot crushes you into the ground, or robot lazer eyes scorch you to a crisp.
Shield that, why don't you? Yeah.

[Tetra]

That's why I have stairs in my house.

[Kitsune]

So you think you're protected? Think again. These are not pusher robots. These will squish the house AND the stairs inside. Silly goon.
Of course, SOME people in OTHER subforums might try some of their AWESOME techniques. Maybe some screaming, or synchronising.
Actually, I am not sure what that does.
I guess SOME people in OTHER subforums could try to hide their birthswitches from the giant robots. I guess some could shut down their psionics, or whatever that is.
Unluckily for you all, giant robots don't care about your birthswitches and will crush you indiscriminately. Other than one specialty. Guess which one? That's right, me. Why, you ask?
Well duh. I'm holding its remote control.

[Nick]

ha ha ha... ya... thats why theres telekinesis, hahaha

[Kitsune]

ha ha ha... ya... thats why theres telekinesis, hahaha

Yes. Staring at that paper wheel will keep you occupied as your doom approaches.
Keep up the good work :)

[Echo]

I'll be safe b/c I'm on Kits good side.

[Kitsune]

I'll be safe b/c I'm on Kits good side.

Your signature line is very appropriate

[Pavlov's Dog]

So what if I just tried to see when the robots would be coming, and built a massive linear accelerator, with potentially relativistic end velocities (but not so much so as to have the effect destroyed by the wave), and shot them down as they approached?

Would that be enough psionic involvement to warrant a feeling of safety from it?

[Echo]

Your signature line is very appropriate

The haiku, or the thing about carrying a big stick?

[Winged_Wolf]

This is Kit you're talking to, Echo. What do YOU think?

[Kitsune]

So what if I just tried to see when the robots would be coming, and built a massive linear accelerator, with potentially relativistic end velocities (but not so much so as to have the effect destroyed by the wave), and shot them down as they approached?

Would that be enough psionic involvement to warrant a feeling of safety from it?

Certainly not. Noboy knows what the heck you are talking about anyway.

[Echo]

Since it is Kit, I'm not sure what to think. =)

[arah]

I will just have to get my upper cool E-bomb, and wipe out your dumb robots with that:19:. No psions needed.

[Winged_Wolf]

Eat firey cowassrocket DEATH, robots!!!!:88:

[Kitsune]

Eat firey cowassrocket DEATH, robots!!!!:88:

That's a cow, Wolf. Robots are different.

[Winged_Wolf]

The cow makes them rust!

[thegrogen]

If we can find a guy who likes rusty spoons, we can probably find one who likes rusty robots...

[Kitsune]

People who like rusty spoons like to touch them.

[Winged_Wolf]

:DMAGE:Your robots cannot stand against my might!!!!

[thegrogen]

Kitsune, I see your [touching rusty spoons], and I'll raise you [stroking rusty spoons].

[Tetra]

It's a good thing I have this Yankee Candle to protect me.

edit: Page3: Second Gunman :)

[Nick]

Nick is now officially confused about the rusty spoons thing YAY Confusion!

[Winged_Wolf]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r159/WingedWolfPsion/memes/Thread-Love_so_much.jpg

[thegrogen]

Nick is now officially confused about the rusty spoons thing YAY Confusion!

It's a Salad Fingers reference.

See here: http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

[Nick]

wow... that was....disturbing...

but at least I have Winged Wolf's picture of a cute kitten to look at :)

[arah]

wow... that was....disturbing...

but at least I have Winged Wolf's picture of a cute kitten to look at :)

Ya I agree maybe where just weird, but I did not find that all that funny.

[Rena]

Lmfao. Stand up comedy! Try it!

[FreetodrinkSR]

Screaming? I highly doubt that...blowing up a leg would though, just setting a bomb and having a little switch to blow it up, lol.

[Lucianus]

nah just go after the perosn with the remote. : points to kit: No Mercy! now where was it.:wanders of:

[FreetodrinkSR]

True True, maybe programming it would do. PSI can travel through a lot of things, I'm sure you could affect it somehow with a blast of PSI if you can get your hands on it without dieing.

[galen]

Bah! robots are so overrated. Just sneeze on them and the virus they contract will force them to turn on their overlord masters. It's those extra-planner critters that you have to worry about; they're like a wedgie you can't pick.

[Sylencer_Sy]

...And that's why I eat lots of beans. If I can't pick it, I'll melt it out.

[G2_Wolf]

Turn into a cockroach, and drop a lot of atomic bombs all over the planet. That will decimate all robots, and... not yourself.

[Sylencer_Sy]

Or just eat a lot of twinkies, and avoid the Roach-morphis stage. After your veins are pumping that many preservatives, you should be able to survive a nuclear blast...

[Nightshade]

Magnets might work. Or some sort of electromagnetic construct. Or a confusing paradox. Or we could go in the future, look for John Conner and Arnold Schwarzenegger, then travel to the past again...

[Nick]

Turn into a cockroach, and drop a lot of atomic bombs all over the planet. That will decimate all robots, and... not yourself.


yes! it's perfect turn ourselves into cockroaches, ...you know....because we all can do that...

[Kitsune]

kitsunes can do that because I am so awesome.

[G2_Wolf]

yes! it's perfect turn ourselves into cockroaches, ...you know....because we all can do that...
kitsunes can do that because I am so awesome.

See....

I disagree about the awesome part though

[Kitsune]

See....

I disagree about the awesome part though

Well that is unfortunate for you, because it means that you are wrong.

[Amaya]

kitsune, I'll protect you from the robots: I have a good track record against things of a computer ish nature.. I've blown the power supply of every computer I've ever owned other than the alienware (where I learned control and switched to lightbulbs instead) Just sit me on the robots lap and piss me off.

[Kitsune]

I'm invincible, I don't need protection. Just ask Tosharu!

[FNS]

This thread reminds me of...

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/full/OWD6004-2XL.jpg (http://www.warehouse23.com/item.html?id=OWD6004-2XL)

[Dannerz]

I would like to spar your robot.

[MindlessInvalid]

I would so scream at the robot and then EMP it with my awesome 1/2 inch wide EMP ability.

[Phenyx]

I would of course throw taco meats at it in an effort to feed its insatiable lust for tacos.(everyone knows robots love tacos)

[Sylencer_Sy]

Unfortunately you!re right. The robot's lust of tacos truly *is* insatiable. It'll just eat the taco meat, which would make it more hungry, and then eat you, because after throwing it, you smell like tacos...

[disillusioned1]

No maby not but a RPG or EMP might do the trick.

[notagh]

How about a construct that short-circuits it's electricity?

[notagh]

Sorry for the double post, but this needs to be said:
Does it run Windows?

[Renik]

If it's evil it runs windows.

[notagh]

If it runs windows, it won't last.

[scarleteyes13]

so this thread only means that a psion is no match for guns, and bombs, robots, etc? did i get it right? oh my..

[disillusioned1]

That's pretty much the point. That and to see what answers we can come up with.

[stolide]

Psions are easily a match of guns. Screw with the mind of those holding the guns...

[disillusioned1]

But the facts still remains that if we get shot we die. Well if it hits anything important anyway.

[notagh]

Not really.

I remember a shield used just for blocking bullets a way back, based of one of ANKA's shield, I think....

[scarleteyes13]

but still, if there are snipers elsewhere and he shot right through your skull then it's the end of your psionic career.

how do you make a bullet proof shield. like program it to work like a bullet proof vest and helmet? well, could be possible....

[MindlessInvalid]

not really

[Shiningwolf]

If you made some uber, IMPOSSIBLE, force bubble of unlimited power. Then yes by all means you'd stop bullets.
BUT i for one can defeat the robot with one simple trick. I shall spin a psiwheel. Since its evil and runs on windows, it will crash due to the fact it can't comprehend how a wheel spins.

[psi seeker 34]

Even if robots weren't dumb as a post they can't withstand a simple multi tool. Of course
should the robots do a stupid thing like shoot at my cat then I will watch the video
titled "Ki blast your way to a slimmer you in 30 secconds" and aim it at the robots.